Spray Tan Fran
Spray Tan Fran REALLY wanted a man
with a warm wooly chest and big strong hands,
but she was so pale she looked a bit frail.
She needed help! She needed a plan.
She called up her local aesthetician
and fashioned her diet for optimum nutrition.
She spray tanned and prayed two-times every day.
Now men fall to her knees by their own volition.